What you want to do during Summer VS what you really do

It's been 19 years and I still don't know if I love this season or if I hate it.

 An accurate representation of me during Summer.

Oh hi guys ! It's me ! Again ! Em ? Remember ? Well... I'm back ! 

And I can't say that I've been way too busy to write a new post because I clearly wasn't for the past two months..... Well, I've been making Sims videos on my Youtube Channel, so that's one reason why I wasn't here, and I also went to Paris for 5 days but I guess that does not make a relevant argument as well (But you can see photos of my short stay on my Instagram page if you want btw).

Soooo... This idea just came to my mind : I've been wanting to do quite some stuff during Summer break, but haven't done half of it (yet, okay). And I just thought "why not be real about what actually happens in Summer with all the goals and plans we set up for ourselves to achieve during this period of time ?". 

So let's do this ! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) (Idk, felt like putting a row of blinking emojis.)

1- Cleaning, sorting and redecorating your room

• What you're supposed to do :

   It's Summer, and pretty much like spring cleaning, you want to make a thorough cleaning in your room, sort out things you don't want anymore like clothes, jewellery, gadgets (oh you know you have tons of useless objects in your room, don't deny it we all do and we never want to throw them away), 'refurbish' it a little bit. At first, you feel great about it, you're in, you want to slay that cleaning thing !

• What really happens :

   ...Well, at least you want to do it. But then, everyday when you wake up, you feel tired just thinking about it. "Why should I even do that ? It doesn't matter, there's no point in doing that since I'll have to do it again next year.". You don't want to spend a whole day putting on and taking off clothes because, well, that's called sport and there's no way you want to make your arms burn from all these moves, opening drawers and coughing until your last breath because of the amount of dust it contains and having to set your things back at the end of the day. All the things. (And yes, this whole thing is called postponing and we talked about that, I'm well-aware)

   Or, if you finally got the motivation to do it - in this case, yay for you ! -, you find yourself okay with keeping everything because that jumper you mum bought you in the 5th grade still fits you, and you might still make Scoubidous out of these multi-colour plastic laces after all. To be clear, you never grow old.

Me when my mum comes by my room and asks me "Didn't you say you'd clean and sort out everything today ?"

2- Toning up that body

• What you're supposed to do : 

   You heard about this whole "beach body ready" crap and you also want to look fierce and have that toned up body and those flat abs, so you start by doing crunches, squats and other fitness exercises and pilates whose names sound atrocious. You want to look fire, you have to make an effort ! (at least that's what you say to yourself)

• What really happens :

   After a couple of days, you're already exhausted and fed up with this sport thing. So you give up, eat a slice of brownie and go back to sitting in front of your laptop to binge watch a series on Netflix. You tried, that's what you tell yourself. You tried and now it's time for some well-deserved rest. Also, you're already beach body ready if you have a body and go to the beach. You're all cool dude, don't listen to those stupid ads. 

YOU GO GIRL ! It's all about creativity this Summer, inventing your own sport and everything.

3- (Finally) putting on those cute clothes you bought exclusively for the summertime

• What you're supposed to do :

   You were so excited when you bought these on-sale crop tops, tank tops, playsuits and dresses. So, now that you finally got to wear them, you're even more excited to look both cute and sexy ! ...

• What really happens :

   ... Too. HOT. Yes, those are Summer clothes. But, bollocks !, you want to be comfortable ! And yes I just wrote 'bollocks'.

Going from this (which is a huge nope bc comfort first) ...

To that :

Right ? Thank you.

4- Seeing all your friends

• What you're supposed to do :

   At the end of the academic year, you told everyone "good bye" why adding that you would definitely see each other during Summer. You also planned on seeing friends you haven't seen for quite a long time.

• What really happens :

   Well, what really happens is that nothing happens and you don't see them because they also made plans to see long-time-no-see friends and go on holidays, or get a Summer job. And if/when you see them, you always feel filled with happiness and relief. (Idk, that's my feeling okay)

 Nope. No one to call.

So that is all I have for you guys today ! :)

I hope you enjoyed this post about the laziness that affects a lot of us during Summer (because you can basically tell how much of a couch potato I am when you read this) ! This is a bit extreme and (very) sarcastic by moments, so don't get all freaked out. ;)

Have a great Summer and see you whenever I come by !

♡